V.E.N.U.S.T.A.S Eshani

Photography by Praveen and Tharindu

Tharindu Sasanka Senaratna Owner Of The Paradox Pictures

TODAY"s TOPIC IS "FUNNY"

• We made a private sweep all the sunshine off the sidewalks. It took the poor guy all day. —benSavageGardenState

• Our squad leader was yelling at a soldier when he abruptly stopped and said, “I’m done yelling at you. It doesn’t work.” He stormed off and returned carrying a small potted tree. “You will carry this tree with you wherever you go. If anyone asks you why you’re carrying this tree, you will say, ‘It’s to replace the oxygen I stole from everyone else.’” —Tain01

• A recruit thought he was special because he was an Eagle Scout. The drill instructor picked up on this and took him into the woods and made him build a nest. Then he had him squat over it in order to keep his eggs warm. —V_E_R_S_E

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